Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Dear Annabelle's Samsung Phone,
i missed you so much. i had to live, eat, and sleep with motorola for a week, but motorola was nothing compared to you. motorola is not as sleek as you, not as elegant as you, not as efficient as you, and not as sexy as you. it has been a hard week for me without you, but a harder week for you in the samsung service shop. you had been taken away from me, sealed in a box, stripped and raped by some samsung repairman you didnt even know. it must have been very traumatizing for you. i'm so sorry... it was my fault to have sent you to the service shop, but i had no choice. there was a manufacturing default. i dont want to you be insensitive for the rest of your life. when you came back to me, i was so happy that you have changed for the better. your buttons were more sensitive, and they had polished you up. dont get jealous of motorola. i dumped motorola the minute you came back. anyway, welcome back to me!
your beloved owner,
Annabelle
PS: Mr Googles misses you too
i missed you so much. i had to live, eat, and sleep with motorola for a week, but motorola was nothing compared to you. motorola is not as sleek as you, not as elegant as you, not as efficient as you, and not as sexy as you. it has been a hard week for me without you, but a harder week for you in the samsung service shop. you had been taken away from me, sealed in a box, stripped and raped by some samsung repairman you didnt even know. it must have been very traumatizing for you. i'm so sorry... it was my fault to have sent you to the service shop, but i had no choice. there was a manufacturing default. i dont want to you be insensitive for the rest of your life. when you came back to me, i was so happy that you have changed for the better. your buttons were more sensitive, and they had polished you up. dont get jealous of motorola. i dumped motorola the minute you came back. anyway, welcome back to me!
your beloved owner,
Annabelle
PS: Mr Googles misses you too
colours of life 12:27 AM.
